Holy Hanna, my feet hurt. Another day of last minute requests(which we will not ever decline) had my business partner in @ 3:30am, pumpin' out more sheeat before 11:00am, than guys 3/4 his age could do in two days, and me in @ 7:00am, following that up with the slicing, dressing, and stuffing of a couple hundred sandwiches for Mercedes Benz( I can't stress enough - Thank you!!). 60 lbs of Potato Salad & Pasta Salad later, and Tubby's feet are throbbin'!!(BTW, this is not your everyday, mass produced sheeat that you get from your local supermarket, and there is not a lick of a preservatives in any of our food. To quote Rafael Palmiero: PERIOD!! Imagine finger wagging here: In other words, "OUR FOOD ROCKS!!"
On to the world of professional sports athletes, or should I say, Assholes!!!. Lets start with, as of this second, the biggest ASSHOLE in Pro Football: Chad Johnson(that's right, I called him Johnson, as in "I used my Johnson way too many times, and now I have a bunch of little Johnson's that I don't pay child support for). He actually wants to fight ESPN's Mike Golic(A we bit of caution here, Charles, we Irish invented the "Curb Kick" for assholes "JUST LIKE YOU". Don't worry though, "You ain't no Jason Caffey", currently the "Godfather of Deadbeat Dad Ex-Pro Athletes", with an impressive record of 11(or eleven) DNA claims that "You is ma babay daddy", and not one nickel of support paid. You are truly a beacon to us all!!! Maury Povich has a show dedicated just to you.
Until next time,
Eat well, drink in moderation, and love yourself(except Chad Johnson, and Jason Caffey - Go F--k yourselves!!)

Chef Bighead