As I type, I think about the reactions to the new cheesecake flavor that Chef Robert has created: Dulce Leches Caramel Cheesecake: Ya, I said it....... Dulce Leches Caramel Cheesecake. Loosely translated: Double milk caramel!!! Yeah, your feelin' me now yes?? We had a couple come in today and order the Pot Roast(basically, a beef flavored marshmallow), and the new cheesecake offering, and walked dizzy & bowlegged out of our little hamlet in Sandy Springs, GA. They were crushed, and we loved it. C'mon people, come see what we are about, Come get Sum!!
Now let me get this straight, Tranny Ramirez was clearly caught cheating, BUSTED FOR DOPING!!: You know, like Roger Clemens, Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, and all the other doucebags that got sold out, yet we are on a "Manny Countdown" until he returns to "The Show"????? Why are we showing his minor league highlights?? Why not just show highlights of all the white women Kobe Bryant made a run at while we are at it??? Why not show all the women Jason Caffey impregnated and hasn't paid a single dime in child support for??(the count still stands at 11, way to go champ, or chump, in this case). Why not show the police reports of Ron Artest??In other words, why the "FUCK" are we celebrating the illiterate scumbags of pro sports?? I said it!! If Kobe Bryant can actually pronounce the word "both" without it sounding like "BOWFF", i'll fold myself in half and blow myself in front of a packed house @ the Staples Center!!! Don't worry, I'm safe. All the money in the world can't buy him literacy. Nice job Spike Lee, "Kobe doin' Work"(waste of film) exposed a real life illiterate pro athlete.
Until next time, Peace & Blessings to my Homeboy DD in Italy, soon to be shipping out to Afgahnistan. Those M'EFFERS have no idea who's comin"!! He shall not be walking softly into that good night!!!
Eat well, drink in moderation, and love yourself!!
Chef Bighead
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